I've spent plenty of time with a spinning rod in my hand, fishing for bass and pickerel off the back of our 1974 rowboat, but the moment I get a fly-fishing rod in my hand, I freeze.
Not like it matters — I don't even have a hook on the end of my line and I'm standing on the edge of a man-made pond behind The Fly Rod Shop in Stowe as Matt, our guide for the day, coaches me through the roll cast — but my entire body is tense. Luckily, Matt is patient, affable, and really good at making me feel like I'm not botching every cast while slowly talking me through the art of fly fishing. He gets in one dig about the "ugly stick" I usually fish with, but I can't really blame him; casting a spin rod is radically different than the flicking motion he teaches me as I learn the roll cast, the pick-up and lay-down cast, and finally, the beautiful, buttery false cast.
Of course I look nothing like Brad Pitt in A River Runs Through It and I have to keep asking for advice as the line on my 9-foot, 5-weight rod spools into a mess of spaghetti on the pond's surface, but I earn a few kudos as I learn to keep my elbow at a right angle, pause at exactly the right second, and slowly move the fly across the water in both directions. And finally, I start to put it all together in a false cast that I get right about 20 percent of the time, which, Matt decides, is a passing grade and good enough to take to the river.
We park just outside of nearby Waitsfield (I'll never tell where) and crunch through the remains of a harvested cornfield. There are ominous late-October clouds in the sky, but as we get further from the road, I'm reminded that "trout don't live in ugly places," and even though the air is chilly and the skies are gray, the Mad River burbles along happily in front of us, hopefully harboring a few monster trout for us to angle for.
Matt talks me through the subtleties of fly choice, explaining that there are three main insects we're trying to emulate: the mayfly, caddisfly, and stonefly. He ties a blue-winged olive dry fly on my rod, which is so tiny on its miniature-looking size-18 hook that I can barely see it.
The one thing I don't miss, however, is a fish rising to the surface where the running water meets the calm water in front of where we're standing. With visual confirmation that we're in the right spot for a catch, Matt adds a little silica gel to my fly to help keep it dry and floating across the surface longer.